The book in the back of the viral web sensation of The Scottish Granny reading this story to her grandchild. A young boy unexpectedly notices a large problem – his bum has an enormous crack! So he sets off to discover a new one. Will he make a choice an armor-plated bum? A rocket bum? A robot bum? In finding out on this silly quirky tale with hilarious illustrations. Children and fogeys will love this book – no ifs ands or butts about it!