Welcome to 97-hour weeks. Welcome to life and death decisions. Welcome to a constant tsunami of bodily fluids. Welcome to earning lower than the hospital parking meter. Wave good-bye for your friends and relationships… Welcome to the life of a junior doctor. Hilarious, horrifying and heartbreaking by turns, these diaries are the whole thing you wanted to grasp – and quite a lot of stuff you did not – about life off and on the hospital ward. And yes, it will leave a scar.